D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception|
Posted By: Spencer @ 4:28 PM, Friday, November 9, 2018Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting an abysmal 5 total Charisma score, according to insiders from within the Trump administration. The low roll of 3 (natural 6 minus 3 when factoring in Charisma) was contested by the entire nation’s passive Insight, which at the time of reporting currently sits at 9.
Though Sanders is specced into primarily Intelligence to bolster her spellcasting ability to allow her to conjure up fantastical images and fake realities, other players at the table have commented that she goes out of her way to use her worst stat to lie to almost every NPC that they meet in the game.
Swedish soccer player gets ejected for farting super loud|
Posted By: Spencer @ 1:30 PM, Thursday, June 23, 2016Swede Adam Lindin Ljungkvist, a left-back for Pershagens SK, was shown the door in the closing moments against Järna SK’s reserve team for straight up farting really loud.
The fart, deemed by referee Dany Kako to be "a deliberate provocation" as well as "unsportmanlike behavior," earned Ljungkvist his second yellow card, and therefore his ejection.
Ljungkvist's stomach must've been real bad, because even opposing striker Kristoffer Linde heard the eruption. “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear."
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